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Cornholeo

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90 yr old dad
« on: June 27, 2014, 12:04:07 pm »
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

MMacone

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Re: 90 yr old dad
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2014, 02:21:56 pm »
HAHA  :D

RACERX79

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Re: 90 yr old dad
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2014, 02:32:43 pm »
BWAAA HA HA HA HA!!!!

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Re: 90 yr old dad
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2014, 09:08:07 pm »
lol :-*

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Re: 90 yr old dad
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2014, 11:39:08 am »
Woops!!!!  lol
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Re: 90 yr old dad
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 01:03:46 pm »
hahah  ;D


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