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Battlefield 4 / New maplist and game modes
« on: October 07, 2014, 06:36:59 pm »
I have setup a new maplist and game modes for them. I will stick on Classic tomorrow but the main hurdle has been getting the 64 player to hold.

Pearl Market- Conquest
Operation Locker- Rush
Guilin Peaks- Obliteration
Metro- Conquest
Wavebreaker- Rush
Propaganda- Obliteration
Locker- Conquest
Guilin Peaks- Rush
Metro- Obliteration
Lumphini- Conquest
Flood Zone- Rush

I will get it ironed out on the main server tomorrow if it does not stick tonight.

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Humor me / Frey getting shot down
« on: October 04, 2014, 11:57:18 am »

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Off Topic / They call him Stud-Muffin
« on: July 20, 2014, 06:33:07 am »
But his Bros just call him Muffin 8)

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Battlefield 4 / Server setup
« on: July 20, 2014, 05:22:33 am »
Last night I took out the chainlink maps from the rotation after talking with everyone in TS. I know this was not close to a majority of BFS. The server was struggling to gain players. After removing it seems to draw players a little easier. With removal of that map mode commander is now available as well. Hopefully this will help get our server back up in rankings and redevelop some regulars to come back. 

Corn

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Off Topic / Ninja Comp with a girl
« on: July 17, 2014, 04:35:59 pm »
friggin amazing!

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Off Topic / So you ride a mountain bike huh?
« on: July 17, 2014, 04:25:24 pm »

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Humor me / Tourettes Karaoke
« on: July 13, 2014, 09:30:56 am »

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Humor me / Some humor
« on: June 27, 2014, 12:19:07 pm »
Bracelet at Tiffany's

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her and he's good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam . . you farted just by looking at it , you're going to shit in your panties when I tell you the price ."

Mike worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his dick into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Mike indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Mike came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Mike?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my organ into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Mike, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Mike, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Mike. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day, only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whatcha ya doin', Dad?"

His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha ya gonna do, screw him?"

Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn't get the door open. And, every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then, she would proceed to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry still continued his nightly routine. One day, the distraught wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior. The friend listened and suggested, "Why don't you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? Then, he might change his ways." The wife thought that this might be a good idea. That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And, at about midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition. His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Harry in. Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the foot stool, and took his shoes off. Then, she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little. After a short while, she whispered to Harry, "It's pretty late, dear. I think we should go upstairs to bed now, don't you think?" Harry replied in his inebriated state, "Heck, I guess we might as well. I'll get in trouble when I get home anyway  8)

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Humor me / 90 yr old dad
« on: June 27, 2014, 12:04:07 pm »
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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General Discussion / Measurement
« on: June 17, 2014, 04:52:35 pm »
Found my standard tape measure we use in Alabama, thought I had lost it!


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Off Topic / Hammerhead ride
« on: March 27, 2014, 07:10:51 am »

Yea I'll pass on that shit but thanks for asking.

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Battlefield 4 / Second Assault maps
« on: February 28, 2014, 08:03:33 am »
Looks like servers running Second Assault maps with NFO are seeing alot of server crashing. Glad we did not run these yet and hopefully they will fix bugs before full release.

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Battlefield 4 / Stacking sides
« on: February 19, 2014, 07:56:23 am »
Heard the complaints from members and pubbers, it is a direct result of the ability to join off of friends in BF4. The only ways to change it that I know of are to: 1) willingly move over to help the other side if numbers permit it, 2) use the MULTIbalancer Plugin to aggressively unstack sides. There is a whitelist in the plugin that is set to not move BFS tagged players. We can keep it or remove it, but I do not think it will make a difference as we join off of each other.

I am not going to change it unless I get alot of comments for change. Post what you think, good or bad, pro or con for changes.

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Battlefield 4 / Squad play
« on: February 19, 2014, 07:49:26 am »
I have heard rumbling in our ranks, and heard pubbers in squad say it, we do not play all that well as squads. I am guilty of spawning on that flag that is going down instead of my squad at times as well.

VOIP use, huge IMO, especially when out TS is full the way it has been lately.

Just a couple of observations I have and wanted to voice. The clans that roll on our server are never more than a few meters from each other, I will do the same and expect it in a squad I lead.

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Battlefield 4 / The latest
« on: February 18, 2014, 11:06:30 am »
Updated maplist to add new maps in map manager.

Also, I tried to work on the idle kick thing. If you alter idle kick at all, it sends the server into a "custom" status. Look like idle player kick is here to stay.

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