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General => Humor me => Topic started by: Cornholeo on June 27, 2014, 12:04:07 pm

Title: 90 yr old dad
Post by: Cornholeo on June 27, 2014, 12:04:07 pm
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
Title: Re: 90 yr old dad
Post by: MMacone on June 27, 2014, 02:21:56 pm
HAHA  :D
Title: Re: 90 yr old dad
Post by: RACERX79 on July 05, 2014, 02:32:43 pm
BWAAA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Title: Re: 90 yr old dad
Post by: MadMan on July 06, 2014, 09:08:07 pm
lol :-*
Title: Re: 90 yr old dad
Post by: RogueDaWarrior on July 12, 2014, 11:39:08 am
Woops!!!!  lol
Title: Re: 90 yr old dad
Post by: Innate on September 02, 2014, 01:03:46 pm
hahah  ;D